Post by 19pct on Jan 7, 2009 22:01:37 GMT -5
NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take
advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem
youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were
able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only
do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech
equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move
by Gordon's management team as most racesare won or lost
in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under
6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the
paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car
to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some
photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
