Post by laurnsmom on Jan 7, 2009 8:07:00 GMT -5
Older Women Are So Practical
>
>
> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS,
> I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
> "HONEY, 42 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A
> CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERY NIGHT I GOT
> TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL.
>
> NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG
> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING
> WITH A 61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE
> NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.."
>
> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.
> SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT
> 19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I
> WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT,
> DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
> WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>
> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
> THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE OUR MID-LIFE CRISIS
>
>
>
> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS,
> I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
> "HONEY, 42 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A
> CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERY NIGHT I GOT
> TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL.
>
> NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG
> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING
> WITH A 61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE
> NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.."
>
> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.
> SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT
> 19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I
> WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT,
> DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
> WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>
> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
> THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE OUR MID-LIFE CRISIS
>
