Post by Bugsey on Nov 27, 2008 20:50:07 GMT -5
A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese
Businessman and a
Policeman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow
group of golfers
in front of them.
The Policeman fumed, 'What's with those guys? We
have been waiting for
fifteen minutes!'
The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I've never seen such
poor golf!'
The Chinese Businessman yelled out 'Get moving, time is
money'
The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens
keeper, maybe he can
do something about this'
'Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest,
'What's wrong with that group
ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
George the greens keeper replied, 'Yes. That's a
group of blind fire
fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a
fire last year,
so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I
will say a special
prayer for them tonight.'
The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to
contact my ophthalmologist
colleague and see if there's anything he can do for
them.'
The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll
donate $50,000 to the
fire-fighters in honor of these brave souls'
The Policeman said, 'Why the fvck don't they play
at night?'