Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2008 10:13:45 GMT -5
Things a 2nd Amendment believer
knows about owning a weapon!
The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense (waiting for attack).
When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
Beware of the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?"
The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner wearing his sidearm.
"Sheriff, I see you have your pistol." a lady commented. "Are you expecting trouble?"
"No Ma'am," he replied, "if I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
"Well," she said, "I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"
I responded "Of course it is loaded. It can't work without bullets!"
She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"
My reply was, "No, not at all. I'm not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they're all loaded too." To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.
Remember:
If guns kill people, then...
pencils misspell words,
cars make people drive drunk,
and spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat!
knows about owning a weapon!
The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense (waiting for attack).
When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
Beware of the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?"
The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner wearing his sidearm.
"Sheriff, I see you have your pistol." a lady commented. "Are you expecting trouble?"
"No Ma'am," he replied, "if I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
"Well," she said, "I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"
I responded "Of course it is loaded. It can't work without bullets!"
She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"
My reply was, "No, not at all. I'm not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they're all loaded too." To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.
Remember:
If guns kill people, then...
pencils misspell words,
cars make people drive drunk,
and spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat!
