Post by countybear on Nov 21, 2008 11:43:29 GMT -5
CHANGE!! (please read the fine print)
Disclaimer:
The president-elect (hereinafter referred to as 'the messiah'), regrets to inform the people who voted for him (hereinafter referred to as 'the people'), that due to circumstances beyond his control, the aforementioned 'change' must be delayed indefinitely. While the messiah has earnestly sought to bring the people a fresh and dynamic team of enlightened progressives to leadership positions, doing so would have caused an undue hardship on him and could have created too many divisions within the government for his agenda to be forwarded with any certainty. Those wishing to further the messiah's change agenda (hereinafter referred to as 'candidates of change'), are encouraged to pay the traditional multi-million dollar honorarium, (which can be duly waived should said candidate of change garner enough convincing political clout inside the beltway), and apply, using the standard long-form questionnaire. Please include at least two reformed domestic terrorist references, and a financial balance sheet showing a substantial number of questionable political campaign contributions from preferably hostile foreign interests. Gun owners, AM radio listeners, and other recognized conservatives need not apply. Offer void where prohibited, unless otherwise pardoned.
Disclaimer:
The president-elect (hereinafter referred to as 'the messiah'), regrets to inform the people who voted for him (hereinafter referred to as 'the people'), that due to circumstances beyond his control, the aforementioned 'change' must be delayed indefinitely. While the messiah has earnestly sought to bring the people a fresh and dynamic team of enlightened progressives to leadership positions, doing so would have caused an undue hardship on him and could have created too many divisions within the government for his agenda to be forwarded with any certainty. Those wishing to further the messiah's change agenda (hereinafter referred to as 'candidates of change'), are encouraged to pay the traditional multi-million dollar honorarium, (which can be duly waived should said candidate of change garner enough convincing political clout inside the beltway), and apply, using the standard long-form questionnaire. Please include at least two reformed domestic terrorist references, and a financial balance sheet showing a substantial number of questionable political campaign contributions from preferably hostile foreign interests. Gun owners, AM radio listeners, and other recognized conservatives need not apply. Offer void where prohibited, unless otherwise pardoned.