They switched over from toilet paper, to 9mm. Those with the 9mm will never run out of toilet paper.
Thats funny and so damn true.
A COP is the person whom shows up when you dial 911 or call for help. The rest of us are just batting cleanup. If you call yourself a LEO, your not a COP. If you call it a Badge instead of a Shield, you are not a COP. The above RANT has not been approved by the current LER, for grammatical errors, punctuation and/or spelling.